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Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.

Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response.)

happy reading! =D

If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: yes, you ARE. (give that look)

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome:
YR: Oh, i didnt know that. i thought that you said something about him/her being the most beautiful/handsome being?

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: Give me your wallet. I'll spend them for you.

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
YR: I'm both multi-skilled AND task.

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: I dont listen to Bruneian music and even if i do, i'd never heard of any of your album.

If an annoying hot woman/man says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: go look in the mirror and see who likes you.

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: As if I'm interested in you. I'm looking at the guy behind you lah.

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: What's your type then?  that? (points at someone fat)

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: Unlike you, poor in wisdom and even friends.

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: Can't wait.

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: sorry, be right back. (picks up phone) hello..? i cant hear you. (walks away)

2) May I have your cell phone? please please please?
YR: i dont use a cell phone. i use a smart phone. D:

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
YR: Sure do. But i'm really busy tonight.


4) What do you like about me?
YR: None.

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: You're so not pretty/handsome and i dislike you soooo much.

If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: (ignores)

2) You smell like shit!
YR: you smell like shit? go away lah.

3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: err. look in the mirror, that's even uglier.

4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: You do? Wait till we see who kick whose.

If your ex says:

1) I still love you...
YR: Shutup.

2) I know you still love me!
YR: Right. i still love you.

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby..
YR: baby come back to me( goes on singing.)

4) Please call me...
YR: I dont have your phone number. (walks away quickly)

5) The break up hurts me so much..
YR: I didnt know that! sorry dude.

If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: So are you.

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've Changed!
YR: (walks away)

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: err..okay..

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR: Discount?